2. Sometimes I really love Keeping up with the Kardashians.
3. I sub-consciously believe that if no one sees me eating it, the calories don't count.
4. I think people should mind there own damn business about the number of kids a person wants to have. (sore spot, can you tell?)
5. Sometimes i get REALLY sick of having girls, the pink, the drama, the talking.
6. I have a crush on Eugine/Flynn Rider on Tangled.
7. Sometimes, I think that babies are ugly, even my FRIENDS babies, but I would never say anything. (if you're reading this, I don't mean YOUR baby, but someone elses. Your baby is cute.)
8. I have gotten into the habit of letting Izzy watch too much TV when Lily is gone at school.
9. Last time I made brownies, I ate half the pan in the same night (hour). I didn't even feel bad about it, until John judged me for it.
10. I LOVE throwing things away. When I clean, I really purge. John doesn't like it when I throw stuff away, so I do that when he's at work. Once I threw a way a HUGE HUUUGE stack of his homework assignments that he didn't want to throw out because???? (packrat) And he NEVER noticed.
HAHAHAHAHA, okay this post had me rollin'. So many of these I could so identify with, but I don't really have the guts to say publicly, so I totally love you for it.
ReplyDeleteNumber 7 has got to be my favorite and I can relate more than I care to admit. Yyour parenthetical notation is HILAR.
I can also relate to number 9 more than I care to admit. Luckily I am married to someone who is also a piglet, so the phrase, "DON'T JUDGE ME!" is often heard around our house.
Oh my, you are so fun. And funny. And cool. The end.
I love your confessions! I too, can eat brownies by the pan. I think I can even out-eat mike when it comes to brownies. He gets sick first!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should come visit me and help me clean my house/throw crap away.
Good times, ugly babies!
I am positive you are not speaking of my baby so I won't even entertain the idea. :) Love this post! So funny! I would wear pigtails, and probably have back when I was a dancer *flips hair in arrogant fashion* but I do refrain because you are right. I have never seen an adult woman and thought "wow she is rockin those pigtails!"
ReplyDeleteThese are all funny! :D
ReplyDeleteYeah, ugly babies...I find myself complimenting something else about the baby, as if I feel guilty for saying Nothing otherwise (I'll say the baby's really sweet or something, but I totally avoid the topic of whether or not the baby's actually CUTE).
Anyway! I can eat a lot, too. Not just brownies. Boy do I have an appetite!
I loved this!
ReplyDeleteI think a post like this would be fun to do...someday soon!
Dude, even though I agree with you on the pigtails...but I HAVE done it in my adult life, haha! My hair is too short/fine/thin to pull my hair up any other way, and sometimes it just needs to go up! Totally not offended though, I agree, but sometimes break the rule ;)
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